Fireside Chats Issue 128: The SlowForce

   Firesides! you will never believe this… Mr. Maurer, the slowest man alive… is trapped in the Speedforce! I know right! We didn’t think it was real either. We only know this because he appeared in a somewhat lazy looking light show compared to Berry in BVS. Mendte, Features, and Baby Huey were looking up the recent comic news for your ear balls when Maurer was suddenly screaming “BEEEPP… YOOUU…”  then right before he disparaged he said “DUCES!” and gave Features the finger. Thats all he said. We will have more soon. As for now we talk about the Bronze Spangled man, U.S.Avengers, and the Champions, Thor, Batman, Guardians 2, and much much more. Stay tuned for the fate of Maurer. Welcome to Fireside.